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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She is a ping pong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She is a ping pong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
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