Funny pic ~ Young Skywalker - rest now you must…

Come shout together with me (for Malaysians only): Malaysia BOLEH!

This morning, I was looking in MSN Encarta (my favorite online dictionary) for the word "blur". And it's the verb that I was looking for.

After I found its verb, I scrolled down to read the rest of the page. And I was stunned (just like being stunned in the game Titan's Quest) to see the definition of its adjective.

I felt privileged (as a Malaysian) and amused (as a Malaysian, too) at the same time. I mean, is the word "blur" not used in other places other than Malaysia to describe the feeling that we all Malaysians understand very well? And I think MSN Encarta missed out another definition. How about the definition for "blur-blur"? Example usage: "Eh, why you look blur-blur this morning? Yesterday curi ayam arr?"

Digg ~ Raise the Dead in Your Own Yard

Today is a good time as any to scare your friends. And here’s a new trick on how to get a few good screams. Make your friends freak out using only chicken wire and these pics for instruction.

Do it on your own risks...

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Funny pics ~ The deaths of IT geeks

When a programmer is dead...

When a networking expert is dead...

When a web page designer is dead...

Digg ~ The 5 Deadliest Effects of Global Warming

Green house gases stay can stay in the atmosphere for an amount of years ranging from decades to hundreds and thousands of years. No matter what we do, global warming is going to have some effect on Earth. Here are the 5 deadliest effects of global warming.

A rather short recap that summarizes all the life-threatening effects of global warming. Always keep these in minds.

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Digg ~ A Futuristic Mobile Device Mockup ... Pretty Cool [PICS]

The idea behind this concept is exploit the internet ability in a mobile device. Touch screen, built in camera, scanner, WiFi, google map (hopefully google earth), google search, image search all in one slim device.
Oh man, I can see something from the future. Who said human beings can't look into the future? Now I'm seeing one!

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NBA Slam Dunk Contest 2008 ~ Superman dunk (by Orlando Magic #12)

I read a lot of critiques about this dunk performed by Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic's center). But I think he (the superman) has done an astounding act that will last in the history for a long time (or forever). How many players have come out with his-most-impressive move in the contest? I definitely will vote one for him.

And apart from this night, he's going to rock the league with more of his superman acts. And I'll be watching him doing his monstrous dunks on every highlight film. Go superman!

Digg ~ The Worlds Most Inspiring and Creative Hotel Rooms (Pics)

For those who want to make their room an individual piece of art, here are a few examples made by 21 international artists on graphic design, urban art and illustration. From fantastic street art and Japanese Manga to simply spaced out fantasies, you will find flowers, fairy tales, friendly monsters, dreaming creatures, secrets vault and more...


Really fascinating designs! I'm gonna put some of these designs into my (future) rooms. But not sure if I'm gonna have nightmares...

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Digg ~ How To Ask For and Get a Raise Like a Man

One of the fastest and easiest ways to increase your income is to ask for a raise. But some men’s palms get clammy just thinking about doing so. Here are five tips on how to ask (and get) the raise you deserve.

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Funny comic ~ Playing Solitaire at work

So now everyone understands how important computers are to our daily lives...

Joke Time ~ Nude Runner

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror her husband pulled into the driveway.

"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!

As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.

After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved along side.
"Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Nope.........just when it's raining......"

Flickr ~ funny bar stools

funny bar stools, originally uploaded by SPAM_King.

Yeah! I have explored a new way to add contents to my Blogger! It's so convenient and user-friendly. Now I can share more with my visitors. Cool~

CNY'08

Just back from my long Chinese New Year holidays spent at hometown. This could be one of the least enjoyable CNY ever for me. I couldn't get away from my works! Ya... I guess they're right. I should have learned how to turn off my mobile while I was having my break. But sorry... this is over for me...



Time passed swiftly during this CNY. When I realized it, I was already on my way back to PJ. And on my way back, I fetched my buddy who was taking a flight back to Cambodia for work. Although the night before I was back to home around 3a.m. after a drunkenly joyful night in the city, I happened to be quite alive again to take the long journey in the next morning. Isn't it ironical? To feel dead when I started my vacation and back to living again when it ended? :S





So? That means I'm feeling alive because I can still feel the pain~ Right, dude?

Engrish Jokes 「英語」笑話

某男，粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。

該男思之久已，毅然下筆：「Once a week。」

簽證官觀後暴笑，曰：「This item should be filled in with male or female！」

該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下﹕「Female。」

官楞之，曰：「Shouldn't it be male？」

男急釋曰：「I am a normal man, so I have sex with female。」


某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆，「報告老闆，下個月歐洲有一批訂單，我覺得公司需要派人去和他們開會。」

老闆在公文後面短短簽下：「Go a head！」

經理收到之後，馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程，自己則馬上整理行李。

臨出發，被秘書擋下來。

秘書：「你要幹什麼？」

經理：「去歐洲開會啊！」

秘書：「老闆同意了嗎？」

經理：「老闆不是批go a head 嗎？」

秘書：「你來公司那麼久，難道你還不知道老闆的英文程度嗎？老闆的意思是：『去個頭！』」


有位國內來的女士，個性喜愛沾便宜。

某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價，她去揀便宜，選來選去，終於挑到一件，但樣式新潮，不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。

正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來，就用英語問他：「 For girl or boy？」

黑人回答：「Unisex！」

她聽成「You need sex」，豈不是性騷擾？又怕自己聽錯，露出錯愕懷疑的神情。

黑服務員見狀，一個字母一個字母地解釋：「U - N - I - SEX！」

這次她聽的很清楚「You and I Sex」，立即找黑人上司理論，心想可趁機會大大地敲一筆。

經理解釋說：「這件衣服男女都可以穿，Unisex 是中性的意思，構不上性騷擾。」

她敲竹槓的興頭完全落空，白歡喜一場。


一位老兄獨自到紐約出差，工作之餘，打算看看風景名勝，為此他查考了大量的資料，選擇去自由女神像。為了週全，甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了 ...666-2613 。

於是，他叫了輛計程車準備出發，下面是他和計程車司機的談話：

計程車司機問道：「Where do you want to go, Sir？」

老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為「Statue of Liberty」，他想自由應該是 FREE，女神大概是 WOMAN，於是回答司機：「 FREE WOMAN！」

司機聽成「免費的女人」，馬上道：「What？Oh！Hey man, here is America, nothing is free！」（「什麼？喂！老兄，這裡是美國，樣樣都要花錢，沒有免費的玩意兒！」）

老兄：「Oh！How come！I read it from yellow page。 See, here is the phone number,『sex-sex-sex two-sex-one-free』。」

Boys & Girls Jokes

A British aged 90 married a 16-yr old. He had baby every year n said that his engine was turbo.
When 5th was born, nurse said 'Check engine oil; baby is black'.


A wise man once said:
To be happy, it's important to find a woman who:
1 Helps at home cooks a decent meal, cleans up n has a job.
2 Can make u laugh.
3 U can trust n doesn't lie to u.
4 Is good in bed n doing blowjobs n likes to be licked.
5 It's very important that these 4 women don't know each other.


A woman gave birth to 6 babies.
On seeing this she got of the bed and slapped her husband n shouted 'I told you not to go doggy style'.


Wife (nude b4 a mirror): 'I look awful, tits r sagging, tummy is big, bum is 2 wide, I'm depressed. Plz gimme me a compliment'.
Husband: 'Ur eye sight is perfect'.


Q: 'wht is d difference between biology n sociology'?
Ans: 'whn d baby lookz like his dad or mom thn its biology, whn d baby lookz like the neighbour thn its sociology'.