Boys & Girls Jokes

A British aged 90 married a 16-yr old. He had baby every year n said that his engine was turbo.
When 5th was born, nurse said 'Check engine oil; baby is black'.


A wise man once said:
To be happy, it's important to find a woman who:
1 Helps at home cooks a decent meal, cleans up n has a job.
2 Can make u laugh.
3 U can trust n doesn't lie to u.
4 Is good in bed n doing blowjobs n likes to be licked.
5 It's very important that these 4 women don't know each other.


A woman gave birth to 6 babies.
On seeing this she got of the bed and slapped her husband n shouted 'I told you not to go doggy style'.


Wife (nude b4 a mirror): 'I look awful, tits r sagging, tummy is big, bum is 2 wide, I'm depressed. Plz gimme me a compliment'.
Husband: 'Ur eye sight is perfect'.


Q: 'wht is d difference between biology n sociology'?
Ans: 'whn d baby lookz like his dad or mom thn its biology, whn d baby lookz like the neighbour thn its sociology'.