Saturday, August 23, 2008

My cousin's wedding (Chinese style) on 20080810

I wanted to make a post about my cousin's wedding on the next day right after it but there's been some disturbance in my life (and my mood to do it). Anyway, here it is. Oh don't get it wrong okay? :)

On 10 Aug 2008, my cousin celebrated his wedding and I was invited (or 'chosen') as the key person in his wedding (explained later). It was a simplified traditional Chinese-styled wedding. We all gathered in the bridegroom's house in the early morning of the wedding day. And by tradition we were to go by cars to the bride's house to escort her back to bridegroom's house where they would pour teas to the bridegroom's senior family members. Oh by the way, I was not eligible to take the tea because I'm younger than the bridegroom. So I was given the task as key person instead. Right.

I was sitting in the same car with the bridegroom on our way to the bride's house. A Chinese marriage sign sticker was pasted on the windscreen that says the bridegroom's family name.

Upon arrival at the bride's house, it's our proud tradition to let the bride's family 'tortures' the bridegroom and his innocent companions (a.k.a. brothers). Normally the brothers would go through a series of physical and mental sufferings to entertain the crowd (ya I admit I've distorted the story just a little bit).

Arr... See? See? This is what brothers do. We're all on the same boat (Chinese saying).

I volunteered to do a little bit more sacrifice just before we brothers could enter the house. We ought to find the right key to unlock the door by not using hands at all. After I pondered for a while, I chose to use my right leg instead of my head to get the key out.

Now you see? I'm the key man. Who can open a lock without the key right?

Phew~ Then we were back in the bridegroom's house. Again, as the key man, I ought to open the car's door to let both the bride and bridegroom to step down from the car. There's the end of the key man's role. And he would get his reward from the new couple upon completing his task too. ~$$$~

My 2 cute nephews. They're brothers.

Weight-lifting.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Funny pic ~ Puzzle lock


But what if the thief is good at solving puzzles?

Friday, August 8, 2008

Cool video ~ Wooden mirror


This is an astounding blend of nature and modern technology that will blow your mind away at first glimpse. But when you learn that those are actually "wooden" pixels then probably you won't be as amazed as in the first time. But still it deserves a look into it to appreciate the works behind. Kinda cool when seeing it in actions.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

You happy, I happy

Today I was feeling really energized at my workplace. I helped a couple of my fellow colleagues to solve their problems in hands, and in return, we shared a happy day in office.

I didn't feel it this way only today, but occasionally discovered MY days in life when I suddenly had an unusually closer interaction with people around, even some of whom I seldom have chance (or mood) to chit-chat with. But I've realized the key factor to this phenomenon without much difficulty, that is, I just simply happened to be "handy" to people at the right time and the right place, and things would start going smoothly for me at the same time.

Thus, I've come up with this little notion - when people feel happy that I've helped them, I receive an energy boost back in my day. It's not that difficult but, it does not always happen. Haha... So that's the tricky part. But I don't care when it would happen again, because I wouldn't give up the chance when it comes. ;)

Oh by the way, I do believe to some extent this has something to do with the daily zodiac dos and don'ts too. Looks like I have to study in astrology to further extend my knowledge in this.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Cool video ~ The true MS Windows theme


They all sound a lot much better when they're put together. Why would have Microsoft torn them apart? Haha... A great piece of recovery work indeed!

Digg ~ Once You Look, You Can't Look Away (Pic)

This is way creative and disturbing at the same time. Well, fortunately enough this is not a video...

read more | digg story

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Funny video ~ Beat it?


Haha... my friend sent me this one. I've seen many modified MTVs. And most of them, including this one, are of high quality. The anonymous singers behind these prankish MTVs not only know how to imitate the original celebrities but also are great singers themselves. Really entertaining.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Monday, July 21, 2008

My #100 post...

About a year ago, I departed from Penang island to PJ here. Or, I should say 'left'.

Yeah, it was mainly for the sake of changing to new job. That's what I'd told people including myself.

But deep inside my mind, I ain't know what was I doing that for actually.

Was it because of the past? I had failed? Stuck at the hole like forever where I had the big fall?

I don't know, till now. And I wouldn't tell anyone, even to myself. Because I was too afraid to face it perhaps. Fear, because of the unlikeliness/helplessness to change over things during my downhearted course of time.

Since my move to the new place, it turned out way harsh and ugly. It was all ugly around me. It began in my work, ended up in my living.

Two times I had given up to fight against the big waves of 'inhumanities' befell upon me. Two times I had placed my trusts back to the ship captains. Yet, this time, even the ship captain quit himself. Huh?

Is it worth that I've turned back again? Again I can't tell.

Before I could find an answer to that, I was hit by another biggest quest in life - love.

But first, is it really love that I'm thinking or feeling? Is that what's she been trying to tell? I failed to respond once to a girl, and this time, I can barely feel the presence of my enthusiasm anymore. I kinda feel the forever lost of the missing piece of puzzle in my heart.

What's the purpose of life without a goal? I couldn't find a solid answer to that yet but I know for sure I wouldn't want others to fall together with me. I always want to be alone. I want to amplify my inner voice outside to my ears.

If I ever failed you once terribly, I'm sorry for that, really. That's because I would not have wanted to fail you another time. You should move on, because I will too.

21 July '08
~ with a big question mark on future ~

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Programming ~ Glitches in GetFiles() method (VB.NET)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ foreword ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When I started this blog, one of the things that came across my mind on creating new contents here was the writing on programming stuff. Besides the fact that I'm working as a programmer, I believe it's good to share the things I've learned with anyone who may be facing the same problem again (of which I got a ready solution here). And another thing is I've always found it difficult to get a "safe" place to put down these valuable ideas mainly because of my personal weariness disorder (I'll probably explain this in the future).

So, here comes the 1st post in my programming dimension.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Today, I got a problem in one of my programs which is actively running in my responsible customer's site. It's a "translator" program that picks up wire feed files coming from news agencies and translates them into a native format acceptable to the system that would make use of it. So, these feed files come in non-stop and a single wire news might be split into multiple files. For that reason, these files use a series of running numbers in their file names as a way to indicate the sequence in which they have been generated (and, the sequence in which they could be reassembled back).

OK, so that's the details we need to know now. As for my translator program, it's running on a configurable interval. Say, in every 5 minutes, it would go inside the source folder to which the feed files are generated, gather all the files currently in it, and start parsing the contents inside (and merge them if necessary). Then, the problem happened. First see, for a wire news that is split into multiple files, those files can only be merged if the file names are presented in a continuing series of running numbers (e.g. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and so on). Here's an example (file names all start with xxx_):

File #1: xxx_1 (1st legitimate file of wire news a)
File #2: xxx_2 (2nd legitimate file of a)
File #3: xxx_3 (3rd)
...
File #10: xxx_10
File #11: xxx_11 (last legitimate file of wire news a)
File #12: xxx_12 (1st legitimate file of wire news b)
... (and so on)

In Windows Explorer, these files are sorted perfectly in the order as seen above. However, as my program is built in VB.NET, the GetFiles() function I'm using returns the the file names in this order instead:

File #1: xxx_1 (1st legitimate file of wire news a)
File #2: xxx_10 (10th legitimate file of a)
File #3: xxx_11 (last legitimate file of wire news a)
File #4: xxx_12 (1st legitimate file of wire news b)
File #5: xxx_2 (2nd)
File #6: xxx_3
...
File #12: xxx_9
... (and so on)

Now don't get it wrong here. The wire news 'a' was not built out successfully from the files xxx_1, xxx_10 and xxx_11 (file xxx_11 was last in the legitimate queue of wire news 'a'). This is because like I said, the split files could only be reassembled if they are processed in the order that a continuing series of running numbers are presented. Thus in this case, wire news 'a' was failed to be reconstructed upon receiving file xxx_10 (file xxx_2 was expected after xxx_1).

After knowing this is the order the GetFiles() function would return the file names, I immediately built a function just to sort the file names in the legitimate fashion as what's seen in Windows Explorer every day. Oh wait, this was the order used back in Windows 98 where the numbers in file names were totally ignored. So, the GetFiles() function was built out from Windows 98?

OK, I solved my problem. And I'm putting it into my archive (blog) here. So next time I would not take things for granted again in much the similar way of What You See Is What You Get (WYSIWYG). What I see (sort order of file names in Windows Explorer) Is 'Not' What I Get (sort order of the GetFiles() function). :S

Friday, July 4, 2008

My sweetest nightmare in computer games

Long long time ago... when I'd just begun using (playing) computer (games), I saw my bro was playing a game deep in the darkness all the time fighting monsters which could be hardly seen. Soon I got intrigued with its all-dark theme and its beautifully creepy music accompaniments. As I started to play it and got my avatar way down below the dungeon levels, I found myself cemented in it helplessly at the same time. I remember seeing (+ hearing) the gold and bizarre items dropped on the ground, the most charismatic dialogues ever found in games, and last but not last-of-all, the distant looks of all characters in the game which had always got my spectacles hitting the monitor just to get a really close look on them.

Then... Diablo came back! It came back with yet more fascinating arts and darkness this time. There were more dungeons, monsters, angels, avatars, skills, quests, items and more colors (I'm not talking about graphics here)!!! Oh yeah, and of course the best ever made game trailer I'd ever seen. Then I recalled that in the finishing cut-scene of Diablo I, my avatar pierced his forehead with the evil crystal he had pulled out from Diablo. With little surprises, I found myself had become my avatar himself! You really got me Diablo! You're the real diabolic monster! Since then I had been playing Diablo II for more than 4 years consecutively and in the end beating all Hell-level Diablos with all avatar classes. However, I could never accomplish one thing: to get the best weapons and armors out of the game myself.

In two or three years later (I hope so)... we'll be seeing Diablo waiting in his dungeons again and we shall beat him and his minions once again (hopefully not for the last time :P). Until then, I will be ready. See you, Diablo.

My buddy Diablo's personal homepage: http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Digg ~ GOAL!! (Pic)

Very creative advertising by ESPN! =)

I'm not really a football fan. But I'd like to give it a try, I mean a shot :P

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Funny video ~ Crazy sports moments


Amazing Moments(jackpotter) - Watch more funny videos here

I couldn't help myself from laughing when I watched the cameraman being fooled by the soccer player together with the opponent team. He must have %$*#@ to him. LOL.

DIY video ~ Origami jumping frog


Origami Jumping Frog (cool Homemade Toy) - The funniest videos are a click away

Well, I think I'm going to make one for my pastime too!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Cool video ~ The Ross sisters


Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters - For more funny videos, click here

Gee... I feel pain in my spine now :0 I never thought of seeing one of these back in the oldies.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

命中注定的缘分配对 (Chinese)

处女座:

  处女座也是一个颇为宿命论的星座,平常虽然不怎幺看得出来,但是事到临头,他们总有被命定的感觉。和处女座有宿命缘份的是宝瓶座和白羊座。处女座和瓶子常常有很特别的吸引力,因为两个人都是头脑发达的星座,所以可以达到很深入的沟通哦!处女座和羊儿也是缘份星座,羊儿会很欣赏处女特殊的气质,而处女对羊儿的纯真和莽撞也是特别有感觉,两个人会相当喜欢彼此相处的时光。

天秤座:

  和秤子有宿命缘份的星座是双鱼座和金牛座。平常秤子也是个随缘的星座,他们觉得有缘是一件很美的事情。秤子和双鱼座是两个很有美感的星座,所以很容易互相欣赏,而且鱼儿还有一股艺术家的梦幻气质,也是让秤子很喜爱的一点。秤子和金牛座在一起的气氛是浪漫而温暖的,两个人之间不会有太大的争执,相处起来有甜密的感受,通常感情会相当的融洽。

天蝎座:

  天蝎座对神秘的宿命缘份是很有感觉的,所以和他们有缘份的星座也很容易在一起。和蝎座有宿命缘份的是白羊座和双子座。蝎子和白羊是有很强的性魅力互相吸引,所以不论男女都会互相特别感受到他们的性别所具有的特殊感应。蝎子和双子真是没什幺相干的星座,不过双子的变化无穷蛮能吸引蝎子的注意力和征服欲,所以一但冒出火花也是很精彩的爱情故事哦!

射手座:

  射手座和金牛座以及巨蟹座有说不出来的缘份哦!射手和金牛一个是到处乱跑,一个是不动如山,但是射手座的幽默常常能打动沉默的金牛座,而金牛的稳定踏实也会吸引射手的目光,这真是蛮破天荒的组合,有没有结果,就看缘份有多少啰!射手和巨蟹也是不太一样的星座,但是巨蟹的温柔会让射手停步,而射手的洒脱也是蟹子很欣赏的地方哦!

摩羯座:

  和摩羯们有宿命缘份的主要是双子座和狮子座。摩羯和双子座是没太多关系,不过因为摩羯的认真与远见会让双子相当的折服哦!而且双子的灵活手腕与技巧也会赢得摩羯的赞美和欣赏呢!摩羯和狮子座也是很好的撘挡,因为摩羯的实际和狮子的活跃,可以一起完成很多的事哦,常常也会因此而惺惺相惜。

水瓶座:

  和瓶子有特殊缘份的星座是巨蟹座和处女座。瓶子和巨蟹座可以是很合适的一对哦!因为瓶子喜欢蟹子的温柔体贴,而蟹子也特别欣赏瓶子的聪慧,如果好好经营可以很长久哦!瓶子和处女座都是蛮会批评的星座,而瓶子对处女座所拥有的特殊气质相当的着迷,处女座则是喜欢瓶子的优雅,两个人相处会有一股很迷人的气氛哦!

双鱼座:

  鱼儿是十二星座中最宿命不过的星座了,所以对他们来说缘份可就很重要了!和鱼儿有特殊缘份的是狮子和天秤座。鱼儿和狮子座是很容易互相吸引的,鱼儿喜欢狮座的热情,而狮座则对温柔的双鱼呵护有加,是让人羡慕的一对。鱼儿和天秤座都是很美的星座,所以对于美有独到见解的双鱼很容易得到天秤的喜爱,而鱼儿自己则是喜欢和秤子一起沉溺在美感的气氛之中,所以也是一个很特别的配对哦!

白羊座:

  和羊儿生来就有特殊缘份的是处女座和天蝎座,看起来真是八竿子也打不着边的星座,但是常常就会被羊儿给遇上,甚至有些还发展到了迷恋的地步!羊儿和处女之间一直会有特殊的吸引力哦,尤其是处女座不论男女都有一些纯女性的特质,是让羊儿难以忘怀的原因。羊儿和蝎子如果谈起恋爱来就会有种天雷勾动地火的感觉,双方的性吸引力会很强哦,所以也很容易变成一对!

金牛座:

  和牛座有着特别缘份的是天秤座和射手座,这两个星座和牛座没什幺相似处,却很容易给牛儿不同的感受。牛座和秤子有一个地方是相同的,就是他们同样对于美感非常重视,只是牛儿重视质感而秤子偏向气质。所以牛儿和秤子光是站在一起就是非常的赏心悦目,而且容易产生感情。牛座和射手座几乎是最快和最慢的星座配对,不过牛座的稳定却是射手们很喜爱的特色,而射手的睿智和幽默也让牛座非常的倾心。

双子座:

 和双子座特别有缘的是天蝎座和魔羯座,可能是因为差距太大了,反而有了莫明的吸引力!双子容易被蝎子的神秘魅力所吸引,毕竟双子是个特大号的好奇宝宝嘛!蝎子又神神秘秘的,说起话来慢调斯理,让双子座想要一探究竟。双子座和魔羯座是没什幺相同处,不过对双子而言魔羯座认真和专业的魅力是很特别的,所以信心十足的魔羯是很容易得到双子注意的哦!

巨蟹座:

  蟹子是蛮宿命论的星座,所以他们和射手座、宝瓶座这些缘份星座也是很有可能在一起的。蟹子和射手座,一个是居家星座,一个是旅行星座,真是天差地远,不过因为差太多了,蟹子安静详和的气质反而容易吸引到射手座的注意,而蟹子也容易给射手带来安全感,让射手有「根」的感觉哦!蟹子和瓶子也是两个差十万八千里的星座,不过蟹子的单纯也很容易让瓶子对他们特别的注意,而平常不太用脑蟹子就很崇拜瓶子出众的智能,所以也就有机会互相吸引啰!

狮子座:

  和狮子座有宿命牵扯的星座是摩羯座和双鱼座,又是一堆很难联想在一起的星座,不过因为差距太大反而造成了神秘的吸引力呢!狮子和摩羯也是王见王的星座组合,如果两个人是对头绝对是势均力敌,但是如果是配对也是很不错的配对哦,因为狮子可以引发摩羯的热情,而摩羯则能够帮助狮子脚踏实地,互补之下当然就粉顺利啦!狮子和双鱼座是很常见的配对组合哦!主要是双鱼的美丽和艺术气质可以吸引狮座的欣赏,而两个人谈起恋爱来可是非常非常浪漫哦!

Cool video ~ Censor bar art

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Oh no wait, what's so cool about this video? I didn't get to see anything! Damn. :P

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Funny video ~ Yukie Nakama's CM


Isn't she beautiful? I'm her big fan. I love watching her performance in the Japanese drama series Trick. Oh ya, I'm also a big fan of Hiroshi Abe too. I wonder when do we get to see Trick IV?

Funny video ~ When a giant monster and a giant hero fall in love...


Kind of romantic right? I don't think so... :S

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Digg ~ McDonald’s lettuce growing billboard is actually kind of cool

This is definitely a unique and creative way to sell some salads. The advertising folks over at McDonald’s came up with this billboard near Chicago that actually grows it’s message in lettuce and judging from this picture were quite successful.



read more | digg story

I hope this will make a new trend going on in every city. I mean, not just about lettuce, billboard or even skyscraper farm but anything green! I'd love to see a greener city rather than an ever-heating city life. By the way, I recommend the Incredible Hulk as the perfect endorser of this.

Funny video ~ Incredible McCain girl!!!


You know McCain? You know Obama? Well I know their names and a handful of news about them only. But you should be able to enjoy this spoof video as much as I do! LOL~

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Practical example ~ Deadlock in life

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we canceled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has canceled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

This is what is called deadlock.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Digg ~ 14 Creative Advertisements Part 2 [PICS]

Nice collection of creative advertising ideas.

I love creativity. It's like the chilly sauce (or any other good sh*t) put on your burgers.

read more | digg story

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Digg ~ Perfect Forecasting Method [PIC]


This has got to be the most accurate weather forecast system ever. Did it come from the Indians?

read more | digg story

Cool video ~ Want to see some muscles?


Partner Equilibristic - Watch today’s top amazing videos here

Just halfway when I watched this marvelous performance, I suddenly felt that the mutual trust between 2 guys sometimes can be far greater than the sum of love between a man and a woman.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Some really "bad" jokes (if you're the 1st person, you'd feel really bad about it in the end)

Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....

Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

Anger management?

Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."

Husband: "How does that help?"

Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

Decision, decision, decision

It's about 2 months now since I've left my ex-department. I've got to know some friendly faces in my new department and to learn new stuff and experience. The days in this new job are far too greater/peaceful than the past bitter work experience which I endured for more than 7 months (and survived in the end).

Soon after I quit the department (or the project itself by not blaming the whole department), the harsh environment seems to have gradually been improved over time as I can tell from the face of my successor colleague who has been plagued next after me (sorry dude, it's all business here). New faces in the office have brought in fresher air and atmosphere to the poor old souls who had been long imprisoned in the vault called misery (I might have arbitrarily exaggerated a bit). But sometimes you gotta hate things no matter how good they look at present time just because you were part of the past itself. At least that's what I understand from myself. Anyway it's good for all people around me, so why should I care about my own miserable feelings at this moment?

So now the cloudy sky is brighter than I have ever seen here. And for sometime I've been keeping myself under the shelter of a protected haven. There comes the voice in my head again (it came in through my ears then became lingering in my head later): shall I step it out again after I've splashed through the rain drops (or I'd rather say struck by the thunders) twice? Oh ya, I have to keep in mind that I've somehow betrayed one of my trusted friend here after we've taken separate ways out of the misery that we suffered shoulder-to-shoulder in our passions for doing a good work.

I leave this to my intuition and instinct.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Digg ~ Market Forces in the Third World


Well I think if that is a local rice merchant, he would have a dozen of guns in his store too. So that's what happens when an aspiring foreign trader thinks of making money in the 3rd world.

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Trash art

Now, I've never seen or imagined anything close to this before. It's quite astounding to me and I really appreciate this. It's like making something out of nothing. And I'd definitely agree that this is a piece of artwork (perhaps a deviant one).

See for yourself more here.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Funny video ~ How'd we get "HOT DOG"?


This is how we make a good hot dog - don't let it burns, keep it on top of the fire, then yummy time~

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Monday, May 5, 2008

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Digg ~ The Man who Flies with the Fishes

May 5 is Children’s Day in Japan, a national holiday. In the weeks leading up to this day, large flags shaped like carp called koi nobori begin to appear, hanging from city apartment balconies, flying atop poles in farmhouse gardens, and strung in long lines across country rivers.

Finally I got to know what people call this piece of traditional art in Japan. It's called "koi nobori". It's been living in my Japanese childhood fantasy. I dreamed to have one... as a Japanese kid.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Define...

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an arrangement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Funny video ~ Live Pacman!!


No even single clue what this video is all about when started to play it (while the camera was shooting from the side). Have some giggles :)

Did he learn this from school?







Just how true are these?

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Funny joke ~ 3 women

3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long

The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night

The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:

'Hi Batman, what's for dinner?'

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Digg ~ Nuclear tree explosion

What a beautiful work of art showing how close life and death can be.

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Funny video ~ how to peel a banana


How to Peel a Banana - Awesome video clips here

Well, I had thought of another way of peeling the banana but it didn't turn out to be that way. Oh well, at least this way is more presentable than what I thought of. Hell ya :P.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Flickr ~ For "A"


For "A", originally uploaded by dave p west.

These are called "light graffiti". In contrast to the traditional drawings on the street walls, these are drawings in the air. A street art.

Flickr ~ The Path of Light


The Path of Light, originally uploaded by The Path of Light.

Flickr ~ here comes the boom


here comes the boom, originally uploaded by side..

From Mario Bros? :D

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Digg ~ Disturbing Wiring, Part 4 [PICS]

More Tangled Awesomeness
This is an art gallery of our time-honored wiring works that gave us a clue about how our brains and nerves got all messed up inside sometimes.

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Monday, March 31, 2008

Ladies, for your general awareness

Do you know what your legs have to say about wearing high heels? Well you better take a look now.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Digg ~ First pic of Wii Rock Band white drum kit

Harmonix unveils Wii-exclusive drum kit and answers your nagging questions about the upcoming version of Rock Band...
Alright! It's not usual that I get excited when I read about some new product releases but this one surely did it. I've always wanted to try hitting some drums in a band (and I've never been in one). I gotta admit that I've never been good in playing musical instruments but I have the confidence and excitement (what else is lacked?) to try it again on drum-hitting. Well, for now, I could only imagine that I'm playing for the songs How Far We've Come (performed by Matchbox Twenty) or I Don't Love You (My Chemical Romance) every time I indulge myself into it.

And Wii? That'll be another big toy for me. Well... seems like I've got many items on my wish list now. When am I gonna realize them? I guess won't be too long. Hehe...

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Digg ~ The only valid measurement of code quality: WTF/minute

Simple criteria of recognizing good code & bad code.
I found myself have already been adopting this effective measurement method for sometime! Hell ya it's a intuitive method to use.

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Digg ~ The 10 Lamest Dinosaur Names

Because God decided to take them down the only way He could (cheating), we live in a world where these magnificent bastards are named by snooty, stuffed shirts who, for some reason, give them the lamest names possible.
This article is so much fun to read about. I am a dinosaur fan. But it does not make me upset to see how people have named some of the monsters (my bad...) so badly. LOL.

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Cool pic ~ nice ad

I'm sure they have your attention now, right? Brilliant idea.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Funny pic ~ how to build fat?

I once read a Japanese comic book describing a make-believe world where we no longer have to move a finger to do even the simplest motion. Machines would do it all. These days it's just kinda happy to see all the stuffs we've seen only on papers back in the old times to have come alive into our real world now. Just like Transformers or all Marvel heroes you know? It's alive~

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I'm cartoonized!

I've created a cartoony portrait of myself! Err... I think my nose looks a bit funny though...

Go to this website and create your own. It's FREEEEE~~

Friday, March 14, 2008

I Am Legend ~ Alternate ending


There's the scene that's been missing in the cinema but seen in the trailer. Both endings send the same message in one way or another: these's a hope in the end. But I personally prefer the first ending as Will has become the real legend to meet the fans' expectations. People love heroes. Ain't that right? ;)

Take a peep at the future ~ futuristic UI


The first time I saw iPhone, I was full with astonishment and I knew at that time the future is on the advent at our sight. But geographically and politically, I can now only woo-haa by looking all this happening offshore. :(

Even more surprises can be seen here.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Nature of business

It's a bittersweet experience to take a glance at all these possible perspectives. And I feel particularly interested to see how all (or maybe most) people would have the same portraits of "How the project was documented" and "How it was supported" as I do. :)

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

This is what I call READING FUN

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S .. Treasury.

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:

61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 200 7 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three..

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to!